I’m sat in an underground bunker doing Japanese email interviews. Somewhere above me is the Newcastle Academy. Sorry, the Newcastle Carling Academy. Did you know Carling is owned by Coors? It is. They invest in all kinds of dark, anti-gay rights, anti-environmental stuff state-side. And I am reliably informed that their beer tastes awful too.

Bad news. Nice venue.

We left our keyboard in Nottingham. Better than losing a crew member I suppose, but still confusing. A housemate of a friend of our soundguy who we no longer trust because he is TOO TALL has driven over from Sheffield to Nottingham and now, hopefully, to Newcastle, with a keyboard, in time for a show.

We’ll seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Bye.

Paul.x.